Tuesday, 3 December 2013
Saturday, 23 November 2013
Every girl needs a man in whose arms she can find her peace, her world , her solace…. Someone who can ease all her pain by just one hug and just one kiss on her forehead. There is a child inside her heart which needs to be pampered and loved to the core. She always wants someone who can look into her eyes and read her thoughts and understand her silence. She will never give up on the man in whose arms she finds her heaven because she can do anything for the man whom she loves and trusts…
Every woman can deal with stress, carry heavy burdens. She smiles when she feels like screaming, she sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she’s happy, laughs when she’s afraid, her love is unconditional……there’s only one thing wrong with her…….SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH!! Worth a diamond
Sometimes, it is OK to break down. Sometimes, its OK to cry on the floor of the shower, or in the middle of a parking lot at 3am. Sometimes, it is OK to throw rocks. It’s not OK to take your pain and anger out on anyone. It’s not OK to neglect yourself, family and life because you are hurting. And it’s not OK to hurt people because you are hurting. Pick yourself up and dust yourself off. Lesser people then you have gone through more than this.
Tuesday, 19 November 2013
A relationship is not about having a handsome boyfriend or a pretty girlfriend. It’s not about trying to make things perfect because there are no perfect relationships. But it’s finding someone who matches you and would accept the worst of you and will go through everything without giving up on you.
Thursday, 17 October 2013
A teacher from Primary School asked her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them. At the end of the day, while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional. Her husband, who had just walked in, saw her crying and asked her ‘What happened?’ She answered ‘Read this. It is one of my students’ essay.’ ‘Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special. Make me into a television. I want to take its place and live like the TV in my house. Have my own special place, And have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk. I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired. And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me. And I want my brothers to fight to be with me. I want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least, ensure that I can make them all happy and entertain them. Lord I don’t ask you for much. I just want to live like a TV.’ At that moment the husband said ‘My God, poor kid. What horrible parents! ‘. The wife looked up at him and said ‘That essay is our son’s !!!’
Why We Shout in Anger? A saint found a group of family members on the river bank shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled and asked. ‘Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?’ Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout.’ ‘But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner.’ asked the saint . Disciples couldn’t give satisfactory explanation. Finally the saint explained, . ‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance. What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either nonexistent or very small…’ The saint continued, ‘When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that’s all. ’ He looked at his disciples and said. ‘So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.’
Friday, 11 October 2013
Wednesday, 9 October 2013
Wednesday, 25 September 2013
food for thought......
It's easy to
Delete a number,
Ignore a call or
Unfriend someone
But... ...
Moving on and erasing that
person from your heart
seems very difficult...
A friend who understands your
tears is much more valuable than
a lot of friends who only knows
your smile!
PAIN makes you STRONGER.
FEAR makes you BRAVER.
HEARTBREAK makes you WISER.
It's so strange how quickly things
change, and the person you're
closest to seems like the person
you don’t know anymore.
Some Songs Can Make You Cry
When You Hear Them, But Actually
It Isn't The songs,
It's The People Behind The
Memories.....
Our small,stupid conversations
mean more to me than you'll ever
know.
Missing someone when u are
alone is not affection
BUT
Thinking of someone even when
u are busy is called real
connection.
"Respect The Feelings Of People,
Who Touched Ur Heart
Because,
U Will Never Know
When They Will Just Walk Out Of
Ur Life And Never Come Back"...
Thursday, 12 September 2013
my paradise
I don’t care how messed up this whole world is. But in the middle of all the mess and all the chaos that surrounds me all l need is to be loved to the core. I just need that special someone in my life whom I can call my own and love him with all that I have. In the middle of the maddening crowds of people all around me I just need to make my own little paradise. A place where there is just love and peace. I don’t care how dark the world outside my paradise is I just want to illuminate my life with the bright light of love. I don’t care how mad this whole world is, I just want someone who can love me madly… Aarti Khurana
no one can hurt us without our consent......!!!
On His First Day In office, As
President
Abraham Lincoln Entered To Give
His
Inaugural Address, One Man Stood
Up, He Was
A Rich Aristocrat. He Said,
"Mr. Lincoln, You Should Not
Forget That Your
Father Used to make Shoes for My
Family"....And the Whole Senate
Laughed,
They Thought They Had Made a
Fool of
Lincoln...
But Certain People Are Made Of A
Totally
Different Kettle.
Lincoln Looked At the Man Directly
In the Eyes
and Said
"Sir, I Know That My father used
To Make
Shoes for Your Family, And There
Will Be Many
Others Here, Because He made
Shoes the Way
Nobody Else Can. He Was A
Creator. His Shoes
Were Not Just Shoes He Poured
His Whole Soul
Into Them.
I Want To Ask You, Have You Any
Complaint??
Because I Know How To Make
Shoes Myself. If
You Have Any Complaint I Can
Make You
Another Pair Of Shoes.
But As Far As I Know, Nobody Has
Ever
Complained About My Father's
Shoes. He Was
A Genius, A Great Creator And I Am
Proud Of
My Father".
The Whole Senate Was Struck
Dumb
They Could Not Understand What
Kind Of Man
Abraham Lincoln Was. He Was
Proud Because
His Father Did His Job So Well That
Not Even a
Single Complaint Had Ever Been
Heard
"Remember, No One Can Hurt Us
without our
Consent"
"It is not what happens to us That
Hurts Us, It
Is Our Response That Hurts Us"
"There are people out there
whose only job is
to hurt others. Don't give them a
reason to
have so much work on their
hands.”"
Sunday, 8 September 2013
we all make mistakes....!!!
We sometimes let people get the best of us , destroy us and change our opinions on what we believe is true. Only you know what`s right for yourself. You have the power , you make the choice and you learn. Each experience we go through in life is a lesson to be learned.We all make mistakes.
Saturday, 7 September 2013
its so hard to say good-bye...!!!
It’s so hard to say good-bye even when you know it is the only way… If you don’t love her then let her go… it is not fair for such a sweet soul to be alone because she trusted a fool like you. -Karen Kostyla
When ever u feel weak...!!!
Whenever you feel weak, remember the things that make you strong. Whenever you doubt yourself, remember those who believe in you.
Every girls dream.....!!!
I want a guy: who will show me off. Who will tell me he loves me. Who cant keep his hands off me. Who says the sweetest things. Who gives me hugs in front of his friends. Who would miss a football match because I was upset. Who would make me feel like the only girl in the world. Who tells me I m beautiful…even when I feel awful. Who can make me smile when tears are streaming down my face…. and MOST IMPORTANTLY… someone who will never give up on me and loves me for the person I really am!
Friday, 6 September 2013
never underestimate the power of power of prayer...
A poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a
few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.
The grocer scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store.
Visualizing the family needs, she said: "Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can."
The Grocer told her he could not give her credit, as she did not have a charge account at his store.
Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.
The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, "Do you have a grocery list?"
The lady replied, "Yes sir"
"O.K." he said, "put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs,
I will give you that amount in groceries."
The lady, hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse and took out a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with her head still bowed.
The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed amazement when the scales went down and stayed down.
The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, "I can't believe it."
The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales.
The scale did not balance so he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more. The grocer stood there in utter disgust.
Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement.
It was not a grocery list; it was a prayer which said:
"Dear Lord, you know my needs and I am leaving this in your hands."
The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence.
The lady thanked him and left the store.
The customer handed a fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said, "It was worth every penny of it."
It was some time later that the grocer discovered the scales were actually broken; therefore, only God knows how much a prayer weighs....
Never underestimate the power of prayer ~ Have a blessed day!
Tuesday, 3 September 2013
Monday, 2 September 2013
Love never demands you to sacrifice anything. You don’t need to give up on your values and ethics for someone who loves you soulfully. When you are loved deeply and truly , you will never have to give up on your dreams because your dreams will get beautiful wings to fly and soar higher and higher in the sky….
Tuesday, 20 August 2013
Being the best couple is not about looking awesome together. It is about how compatible you are together. It’s not about looking perfect together. It’s about being perfect for each other .You don’t need to have extraordinary glamorous looks but you need to have extraordinary passion and love for each other. It’s not about making others happy when they seeyou both together it’s about being happy when you both are together. The best couples in the world are the ones who are madly in love with each other and who arestrongly determined to make their relationship work with maturity, understanding, commitment and unconditional love….. Aarti Khurana
Love is like a careless seed, planted without plan, it grows, only when nurtured withtruth, it rises to overcome every initial obstacles, men of all ages have become conquerors, conquering all sort of things, men have even conqured demselfs even unknowingly, eventually men have not been able to conquerlove, significantly, love has conquerd all things... Like and Comment if u believe in love...!!!
You will surely fall in love one day. No one can escape it. When you have love in your life…embrace it with open arms…let the magic of love work on you..cherish those butterflies in your stomach and goose bumps on your skin. Let the purity of love touch your heart and awaken your soul. Allow the divinity of love to make your life eternally beautiful. Enjoy all the special feelings of being in love because true love happens once in a lifetime..Aarti Khurana
Whatever you give a woman she is going to multiply. If you give her sperm sh will give you a baby. If you give her a house she will give you a home. If you give her food she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile she will give you her heart. She multiplies and increases all that is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit!
They embrace each other’s imperfections and overlook each other’s flaws and disabilities They are compatible because they don’t hesitate to make compromises and adjustments. They are emotionally and physically satisfied with each other They cherish and value each other and juststick together firmly no matter what life throws at them If there are arguments they try to resolve their differences and try to work things out. If they hurt each other they wait till they can forgive each other and things are good again. If they have terrible fights and they have to stay away for a while they wait till they can getclose again They have an extraordinary passion to make their relationship work with maturity, understanding, commitment and unconditional love. They never give up on each other no matter what because they are determined to last till eternity.
Friday, 19 July 2013
Hey you. Yes you. Stop being unhappy withyourself. You are perfect. Stop wishing youliked someone else, or wishing people liked you as much as they like someone else. Stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you. Stop hating your body, your face, your personality, your quirks. Love them. Without those things you wouldn’t be you. And, why would you want to be anyone else? Be confident withwho you are. God opens millions of flowers, without forcing the buds.It reminds us not to force anything, for things happen in the right time!
When your spirit has been broken and abused, it is full of cracks that allow in fear…. the fear grows into insecurities thatdestroy us and keeps us from being who we were meant to be, they keep us from trusting and loving and growing… I pray toGod to heal our Spirit and fill us with His love to make us whole again. Lord, block out the insecurities and fears that keep us from becoming who You made us to be… beautiful and amazing souls each like no other… Karen Kostyla
Wednesday, 3 July 2013
ladies, what do you expect....?
Women if you wear leggings/jeggings revealing all
your curves to the point that it looks like its just
your skin ,don't go mad when men start snoozing
around you wanting to have a feel of it, you can't
bring fourth shit and not expect flies,yes men are
flies and what you've got in there is shit is why we
follow you around when we see you reveal your a$$.....
A MOTHER'S LOVE........
A Mother’s Love...........................
A Mother’s love is something
that no on can explain,
It is made of deep devotion
and of sacrifice and pain,
It is endless and unselfish
and enduring come what may
For nothing can destroy it
or take that love away . . .
It is patient and forgiving
when all others are forsaking,
And it never fails or falters
even though the heart is breaking . . .
It believes beyond believing
when the world around condemns,
And it glows with all the beauty
of the rarest, brightest gems . . .
It is far beyond defining,
it defies all explanation,
And it still remains a secret
like the mysteries of creation . . .
A many splendoured miracle
man cannot understand
And another wondrous evidence
of God’s tender guiding hand
Monday, 1 July 2013
Food for thought..
Your journey has moded you for ur greater good, and it was exactly what it needed to be, don't think uv lost time, it took every situation uv encounterd to bring u to the now, and now is the right on time.... # food for thought
Spend time on people who loves you.....
Spend your time on those who love you unconditionally. Don't waste it on those who only love you when the conditions are right for them.
Saturday, 29 June 2013
A wish just for you..
Just as diamond reflects its beauty when viewed frm different angles so shal men c d glory of d lord in ur life, may D Lord sharpen u me like a pencil today and sharpen ur mind, draw ur future, and erase ur mistakes and failures.
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
joke
Your GF asked u for a BOLD 5, you couldnt afford it.. She gets it anyway & u still think u are her real BF.. Your MUMU has Carry Over
joke
A SLAP is a manual overide used in restorin humans bak 2 deir default settin,works on male,female,young & old,It has neva failed & neva will
joke
If you see anyone dancing AZONTO to 2face African queen,just know that the weed the person took is highly concentrated from Jamaica.
Monday, 17 June 2013
Food for thought....
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY. No human is created empty,Everyone has measures ofgift,its however imperative that you recognize it no matter how little the gift of God is to you,your gift is attached to potential for multiplication, locate that gift in you and put it into training.U don't have a job nor rich parents yet u use a BB10, iPad4 & iPhone5. Stop Prayin 4 a Miracle pls. U're already Performin Wonders
joke...performing wonders!!!!
U don't have a job nor rich parents yet u use a BB10, iPad4 & iPhone5. Stop Prayin 4 a Miracle pls. U're already Performin Wonders
Be inspired....
Before u finish reading this sentence, Bill Gates would have made another $2000. Do the math! BE INSPIRED!!
Decency has a reward....
If u find a decent girl, make sure u give her things indecent girls get indecently, just to show her that truly, DECENCY HAS A REWARD!
Real love...
U meet ur Bobo dey soak garri,U drop ur bag,run to get ur own spoon...*shoutin "if u finish dat garri,I go vex 4 u"...dat's true LOVE!
funny shit...
You can photoshop meat on ur rice and boobs on ur chest but you can't photoshop brain into ya head
funny shit...
AKPOS: My wife needs a Bra but I don't knowher size.. GAL: Touch my breast & try to measure it.. AKPOS: Oh! I 4got she needs panties too
funny shit...
Seeing the girl of your dream in your dream is cool, but the moment she starts chasing u with dagger, no deliverance fit solve ur problem.
Saturday, 15 June 2013
who is deceiving who.....
it's like we are living in a world where True Love doesn't seem to exist and many Women are experiencing heartbreak,that's so untrue. women are the ones who are opening a Door for this Man to hurt them, a man can go as far as you let him.Some women seek attention on Facebook start interacting with certain brothers on Facebook ,then they get involved.They all act love dovey note with this person you never meet before, and some man when they meet some women, they don't get what they expected, they then introduce you to their Bedroom then on a couple of Months they leave you and the next thing a woman willsay Man is that man areDogs.
A Man will treat you theway you let them,you can't be an easy target and you expect a Man torespect you . There is no such as deserving Respect, you get what you Demand from people. To tell you the truth if a man is really serious about a woman he will understand that patience is virtue, he can first make a means to meet you, before he can start talking about his dying Love towards you.when you Love something you are Afraid to Lose it but youbusy striping here on Facebook then man are running after you ,you feel so special well you are next in the line of heartbreak. Ladies Respect is an attraction to a man, if you can't respect yourself no man will. so a man can go as far as you let him. nothing turns a man off like a weak Woman
A Man will treat you theway you let them,you can't be an easy target and you expect a Man torespect you . There is no such as deserving Respect, you get what you Demand from people. To tell you the truth if a man is really serious about a woman he will understand that patience is virtue, he can first make a means to meet you, before he can start talking about his dying Love towards you.when you Love something you are Afraid to Lose it but youbusy striping here on Facebook then man are running after you ,you feel so special well you are next in the line of heartbreak. Ladies Respect is an attraction to a man, if you can't respect yourself no man will. so a man can go as far as you let him. nothing turns a man off like a weak Woman
Thursday, 13 June 2013
9 beautiful messages...
9 BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES…
1) stay away from anger…
It hurts…Only You!
2) If you are right then there is no need to
get angry,
and if you are wrong then you don’t have anyright
to get angry.
3) Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence and
Patience with GOD is faith.
4) Never think hard about the PAST, It
brings tears…
Don’t think more about the FUTURE, It
brings fears…
Live this moment with asmile, It brings cheers
5) Every test in our life makes us bitter or
better,
Every problem comes tomake us or break
us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or
victorious
6) Beautiful things are not always good but
good
things are always beautiful
7) Do you know why God created gaps between
fingers?
So that someone who isspecial to you
comes and fills
those gaps by holding your hand forever
8)Happiness keeps you sweet so try n be as happy
from within as possible
9)God has send us all in pairs…someone
¬¬…somewhere is
made for u…so wait for the right time n
right moment..
1) stay away from anger…
It hurts…Only You!
2) If you are right then there is no need to
get angry,
and if you are wrong then you don’t have anyright
to get angry.
3) Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence and
Patience with GOD is faith.
4) Never think hard about the PAST, It
brings tears…
Don’t think more about the FUTURE, It
brings fears…
Live this moment with asmile, It brings cheers
5) Every test in our life makes us bitter or
better,
Every problem comes tomake us or break
us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or
victorious
6) Beautiful things are not always good but
good
things are always beautiful
7) Do you know why God created gaps between
fingers?
So that someone who isspecial to you
comes and fills
those gaps by holding your hand forever
8)Happiness keeps you sweet so try n be as happy
from within as possible
9)God has send us all in pairs…someone
¬¬…somewhere is
made for u…so wait for the right time n
right moment..
GOOD THINGS....
Good things happen to some people, and good things don't just happen to some people...
funny shit..
Nigeria will be better when girls stop treatingguys like magic Lamps....rubbing their bellies, & expecting theirwishes to be granted
WHEN THERE WAS U AND ME........
Its funny when u find urself looking from the outside.
I'm standing here all alone, all i want is to be over there.
Why did i let myself belive miracle could happen!
Cause now i have to pretendi dnt really care,
i thought U were my fairy tale,
A dream when am not sleeping a wish upon a star that is coming true.
But every body else could tell that i confused my feelings with D truth,
when there was me and U,
But when u went and change D word,
my heart became empty,
I'm only left wit use to be's, And once upon a time it was a fairy tale,
now i knw u were not a fairy tale and dreams are Meant for sleeping and wishes on astar dem dnt just come true,
because now, even me can tell i confused my feelings with D truth,
Because i liked d view, whenthere was u and me.
I dnt believe dat i could be so blind, it was like u were floating, while i was falling and i dnt mind cause i liked dview,
i though u felt it too, when there was u and me...
But its all over now, i hope ufind what u are looking for....
I'm standing here all alone, all i want is to be over there.
Why did i let myself belive miracle could happen!
Cause now i have to pretendi dnt really care,
i thought U were my fairy tale,
A dream when am not sleeping a wish upon a star that is coming true.
But every body else could tell that i confused my feelings with D truth,
when there was me and U,
But when u went and change D word,
my heart became empty,
I'm only left wit use to be's, And once upon a time it was a fairy tale,
now i knw u were not a fairy tale and dreams are Meant for sleeping and wishes on astar dem dnt just come true,
because now, even me can tell i confused my feelings with D truth,
Because i liked d view, whenthere was u and me.
I dnt believe dat i could be so blind, it was like u were floating, while i was falling and i dnt mind cause i liked dview,
i though u felt it too, when there was u and me...
But its all over now, i hope ufind what u are looking for....
THE JOURNEY AND THE DESTINATION...
Some one once said, to travel is better than to arrive, and i was like what!!! Because i used to think that there is only one path to take togo to where u want to get to in life. But if u choose that path, that dosent mean u hv to abandon all other ones. Irealized that its actuallywhat happens along theway that counts. The stumbles and the falls and the friendship. Its the journey and nt the destination, u jus got totrust that the future will work itself out like its suppose to be....
Sunday, 9 June 2013
How to be calm and remain cool like nothing is happening....
There’s always going to be something going on with you or with someone you love. If you’re not distracted by your own problems, maybe you feel heavy with all the dysfunction in the world around you. Maybe you didn’t wash clothes this weekend and you have to wear your ugly bra or your uncomfortable panties today. Maybe you’re cutting back on sugar and caffeine and you feel like slapping someone. We’re not talking about me, of course. We’re talking about you. Of course.
But if we were talking about me, I’d tell you that I always seem to be in some kind of pickle or impossible situation and you’d never know it by the way I carry myself. I firmly believe in“acting as if”. This just means that I know that everything always works out for the best, even if it’s not exactly what I want. So to avoiddriving myself crazy in the meantime, I conductmyself as if everything is already sorted out. Because I believe that strongly that it will be, soon enough. This is my coping strategy. Every determined woman should have one. Do you?
If not, consider trying mine! And to top it off, here are a few tips for staying calm and collected through the ups and downs that you face this week:
[1} Say your affirmations. Start each day by reading something uplifting. It helps me to tune into a specific one and repeat itthroughout the day. Like this one: “Problems are the price you pay for progress.”
{2} Be spiritual. When you are connected to a source bigger than yourself, your problems seem less dramatic. You can find peace in the belief that there’s a greater force at work and that everything happens for a reason.
{3} Let go. Don’t spendall day fretting and complaining. Pray first thing in the morning and intermittently throughout the day. But don’t obsess.
{4} Do not engage. Don’t be sucked into sillyarguments, debates or negative discussions. One of my favorite Ghandi quotes: “I will notlet anyone walk through my mind with their muddy feet.”
{5} Know your triggers and proactively avoid them. Stay away from people and things that vex you. Does social media bring you down sometimes? If so, by all means, disconnect.
{6} Pause before speaking/reacting. Don’t let the world makeyou feel rushed. Take your time to think before you speak. Sometimes our initial reaction is to feel defensive – especially when we have a lot going on under the surface – and this can lead to tension. Set your own pace and remember, “If you complain about the world moving too fast, then you can choose to slow down.”
{7} Take action. Do what you can, when youcan. Procrastination will only make you feel moreoverwhelmed. Take whatever steps you can towards finding solutions. This will make you feel more peaceful.
{8} Dress well. Even if you feel a bit disheveled on the inside, you don’t need to look that way. Shannon Ables said it well, “How we dress communicates to othershow we view ourselves and how we expect to be treated.” Looking good helps you feel good.So, I see it as just another way to attract positivity.
{9} Consider the worst case scenario. If you absolutely must go there, then go ahead and make peace with the worst that could happen.
But if we were talking about me, I’d tell you that I always seem to be in some kind of pickle or impossible situation and you’d never know it by the way I carry myself. I firmly believe in“acting as if”. This just means that I know that everything always works out for the best, even if it’s not exactly what I want. So to avoiddriving myself crazy in the meantime, I conductmyself as if everything is already sorted out. Because I believe that strongly that it will be, soon enough. This is my coping strategy. Every determined woman should have one. Do you?
If not, consider trying mine! And to top it off, here are a few tips for staying calm and collected through the ups and downs that you face this week:
[1} Say your affirmations. Start each day by reading something uplifting. It helps me to tune into a specific one and repeat itthroughout the day. Like this one: “Problems are the price you pay for progress.”
{2} Be spiritual. When you are connected to a source bigger than yourself, your problems seem less dramatic. You can find peace in the belief that there’s a greater force at work and that everything happens for a reason.
{3} Let go. Don’t spendall day fretting and complaining. Pray first thing in the morning and intermittently throughout the day. But don’t obsess.
{4} Do not engage. Don’t be sucked into sillyarguments, debates or negative discussions. One of my favorite Ghandi quotes: “I will notlet anyone walk through my mind with their muddy feet.”
{5} Know your triggers and proactively avoid them. Stay away from people and things that vex you. Does social media bring you down sometimes? If so, by all means, disconnect.
{6} Pause before speaking/reacting. Don’t let the world makeyou feel rushed. Take your time to think before you speak. Sometimes our initial reaction is to feel defensive – especially when we have a lot going on under the surface – and this can lead to tension. Set your own pace and remember, “If you complain about the world moving too fast, then you can choose to slow down.”
{7} Take action. Do what you can, when youcan. Procrastination will only make you feel moreoverwhelmed. Take whatever steps you can towards finding solutions. This will make you feel more peaceful.
{8} Dress well. Even if you feel a bit disheveled on the inside, you don’t need to look that way. Shannon Ables said it well, “How we dress communicates to othershow we view ourselves and how we expect to be treated.” Looking good helps you feel good.So, I see it as just another way to attract positivity.
{9} Consider the worst case scenario. If you absolutely must go there, then go ahead and make peace with the worst that could happen.
Friday, 7 June 2013
7 SINS U MUST NEVER COMMIT AGAINST A WOMAN...
7 SINS U MUST NEVER COMMIT
AGAINST A WOMAN...
1. Don't beat her
2. Don't verbally abuse her
3. Don't disrespect her
4. Don't make her feel unloved
5. Don't Rape her
6. Don't cheat on her
7. Don't ignore her Love Languages.
Give her kindness, she'll give u
LOVE
AGAINST A WOMAN...
1. Don't beat her
2. Don't verbally abuse her
3. Don't disrespect her
4. Don't make her feel unloved
5. Don't Rape her
6. Don't cheat on her
7. Don't ignore her Love Languages.
Give her kindness, she'll give u
LOVE
If you are not greatful to God, then you are a great fool..
CONVERSATION BETWEEN GOD AND BILLY......
Billy: God can I ask u a question?
God: sure!
Billy: promise u won't get mad at me.
God: I promise.
Billy: why did u let so much happen to me
today?
God: how do u mean?
Billy: well I woke up late,
God: yes.
Billy: my car wouldn't start.
God: okay.
Billy: at lunch they made me the wrong
sandwich and I had to wait as they prepared
another.
God: hmmm.
Billy : on my way home, my phone went dead
just as I was about to pick up a call.
God: Alright.
Billy: and on top of it all, wen I got home I just
wanted to soak my feet in my new foot
massager and relax, butit wouldn't work!
Nothing went right! Whydid u do dat?
God: let me see, the death angel was at ur bed
dis morning and I had tosend one of my
angels to battle him for ur life, I let u sleep through
that.
Billy: (humbled) oh!
God:I did not want ur carto start because
there was a drunk driver on ur route that
wud have hit you if you were on the road and
wud
have killed you.
Billy: (ashamed)
GOD: the first person who made ur sandwich
today was sick and I didn't want you to catch
the flu, I knew u cudn't afford to miss work.
Billy: (embarrassed) okay.
God: your phone went dead coz the person dat
was calling was going togive false witness
about what u said on that call, I did not even
let u talk to him so u cud be covered.
Billy: (softly) I see God.
God: on the foot massager, it had shortage
that was going to throw out all of the power
in your house tonight. I didn't think u wanted
to be in the dark.
Billy: I'm sorry God.
God: don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in
all things, the good and the bad.
Billy: I will trust u.
God: and don't doubt cause my plan for ur day
is always better than urplan.
Billy: I won't, and God letme just tell u
thank u for everything today.
God: you are welcome my child, its just
another day being your God and I love
looking after my children..
If ur grateful to God for all he has done and
the ones He is yet to do
Billy: God can I ask u a question?
God: sure!
Billy: promise u won't get mad at me.
God: I promise.
Billy: why did u let so much happen to me
today?
God: how do u mean?
Billy: well I woke up late,
God: yes.
Billy: my car wouldn't start.
God: okay.
Billy: at lunch they made me the wrong
sandwich and I had to wait as they prepared
another.
God: hmmm.
Billy : on my way home, my phone went dead
just as I was about to pick up a call.
God: Alright.
Billy: and on top of it all, wen I got home I just
wanted to soak my feet in my new foot
massager and relax, butit wouldn't work!
Nothing went right! Whydid u do dat?
God: let me see, the death angel was at ur bed
dis morning and I had tosend one of my
angels to battle him for ur life, I let u sleep through
that.
Billy: (humbled) oh!
God:I did not want ur carto start because
there was a drunk driver on ur route that
wud have hit you if you were on the road and
wud
have killed you.
Billy: (ashamed)
GOD: the first person who made ur sandwich
today was sick and I didn't want you to catch
the flu, I knew u cudn't afford to miss work.
Billy: (embarrassed) okay.
God: your phone went dead coz the person dat
was calling was going togive false witness
about what u said on that call, I did not even
let u talk to him so u cud be covered.
Billy: (softly) I see God.
God: on the foot massager, it had shortage
that was going to throw out all of the power
in your house tonight. I didn't think u wanted
to be in the dark.
Billy: I'm sorry God.
God: don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in
all things, the good and the bad.
Billy: I will trust u.
God: and don't doubt cause my plan for ur day
is always better than urplan.
Billy: I won't, and God letme just tell u
thank u for everything today.
God: you are welcome my child, its just
another day being your God and I love
looking after my children..
If ur grateful to God for all he has done and
the ones He is yet to do
shareholder in hell....
1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U
come
church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na
Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell
2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house
20k come give ur babe wey clean, sweep n wash
ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat
for
Devil's estate in Hell.
3. Devil dey jealous ur sinful
life.
4. U wear mini-skirt justto confuse Man of God
every sunday.. U be shareholder for hell.
5. U always go to church just to look for gals...
bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil.
U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but
you cant move wen praise is going on in church
abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G
come
church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na
Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell
2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house
20k come give ur babe wey clean, sweep n wash
ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat
for
Devil's estate in Hell.
3. Devil dey jealous ur sinful
life.
4. U wear mini-skirt justto confuse Man of God
every sunday.. U be shareholder for hell.
5. U always go to church just to look for gals...
bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil.
U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but
you cant move wen praise is going on in church
abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G
Wednesday, 5 June 2013
Judge yourself, you are the best judge.
Once upon a time there was a painter who
had
just completed his course. He took3 days
and
painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people’s
opinion about his caliber and painting
skills.
He put his creation at a busy street-
crossing . And
just down below a board which read -”I have painted this piece. Since I’m new to
this profession
I might have committedsome mistakes in
my
strokes etc. Please put a cross wherever
you see a mistake.”
While he came back in the evening to
collect his
painting he was completely shattered to
see that whole canvasswas filled with Xs
(crosses) and some people had even writtentheir
comments on
the painting.
Disheartened and broken completely he
ran to his
master’s place and burst into tears. This young artist was breathing heavily and
master heard him saying” I’m useless and
if this is what I
have learnt to paint I’m not worth
becoming a
painter. People have rejected me completely. I feel
like dying”
Master smiled and suggested “My Son, I will
prove
that you are a great artist and have learnt
flawless painting. Do as I say without questioning it. It will
work.”
Young artist reluctantly agreed and two
days later
early morning he presented a replica of his
earlier painting to his master. Master took that
gracefully
and smiled. “Come with me.” master said.
They reached the same street-square early
morning and displayed the same painting
exactly at the same place. Now master took out
another
board which read -”Gentlemen, I have
painted this
piece. Since I’m new to this profession I
might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. I
have put a box with colors and brushes just
below. Please do a favor. If you see a
mistake,
kindly pick up the brush and correct it.”
Master and disciple walked back home. They both visited the place same evening.
Young painter was surprised to see that
actually there was
not a single correction done so far. Next
day again
they visited and found painting remained untouched. The painting was keptthere for
a
month but no correctioncame in!
Moral of the story : It is easier to criticize,
but difficult to Improve!
So don’t get carried away or judge yourself by
someone else’s criticismand feel
depressed.
Judge yourself, you are the best judge!
had
just completed his course. He took3 days
and
painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people’s
opinion about his caliber and painting
skills.
He put his creation at a busy street-
crossing . And
just down below a board which read -”I have painted this piece. Since I’m new to
this profession
I might have committedsome mistakes in
my
strokes etc. Please put a cross wherever
you see a mistake.”
While he came back in the evening to
collect his
painting he was completely shattered to
see that whole canvasswas filled with Xs
(crosses) and some people had even writtentheir
comments on
the painting.
Disheartened and broken completely he
ran to his
master’s place and burst into tears. This young artist was breathing heavily and
master heard him saying” I’m useless and
if this is what I
have learnt to paint I’m not worth
becoming a
painter. People have rejected me completely. I feel
like dying”
Master smiled and suggested “My Son, I will
prove
that you are a great artist and have learnt
flawless painting. Do as I say without questioning it. It will
work.”
Young artist reluctantly agreed and two
days later
early morning he presented a replica of his
earlier painting to his master. Master took that
gracefully
and smiled. “Come with me.” master said.
They reached the same street-square early
morning and displayed the same painting
exactly at the same place. Now master took out
another
board which read -”Gentlemen, I have
painted this
piece. Since I’m new to this profession I
might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. I
have put a box with colors and brushes just
below. Please do a favor. If you see a
mistake,
kindly pick up the brush and correct it.”
Master and disciple walked back home. They both visited the place same evening.
Young painter was surprised to see that
actually there was
not a single correction done so far. Next
day again
they visited and found painting remained untouched. The painting was keptthere for
a
month but no correctioncame in!
Moral of the story : It is easier to criticize,
but difficult to Improve!
So don’t get carried away or judge yourself by
someone else’s criticismand feel
depressed.
Judge yourself, you are the best judge!
Oh ye women beater..
O Ye MR Women Beater:::
Domestic violence, Rape,Verbal, Emotional And Psychological Abuse.......All These Are Called "Women's Issues". But In All Honesty, They Aren't.**THESE ARE THEISSUES OF MEN.** Immature, Feeble/ PettyMinded Men Who Are Broken, Insecure, Mentally Screwed up, Egocentric Male Chauvinist And Violent...... ...Men Who Needs To Compensate For Their Own Shortcomings And Lack Of "Real" Strength And Masculinity By Physically And Mentally Intimidating/ Inflicting Pains On Those Women In Their Lives, Who Aren't Able To Defend Themselves Physically And Otherwise.
By Calling Them"Women's Issues", We Are Adding Insult To Injury By Subliminally Blaming Women And Asking Them To "Work Through" What These Sorry Excuses In The Name Of Men Put ThemThrough.
Honestly Stop It. Women In These Situations Aren't At Fault. Sure, They May Stay Too Long In The Wrong Relationship... ...But Through Physical/ Mental intimidation, LowSelf-Esteem, Belittling, And Humiliation, These Women Are Coerced Into Staying And Need A Lifeline To Escape.
STOP Calling These Issues "Women's Issues". **THESE ARE THE ISSUES OF MEN.**......Men Who Are Vacant Of Empathy.......M en Who Are Emotionally Bankrupt And Lack Any Measurable Act Of Humanity. In Short Men Who Hits Women Are Simply Horrors Of Human Race.
Stop Trying To "Fix" TheWomen Who Are First Victimized And Then Quietly Villainized.
Lay The Accountability Right Where It Belongs:::;With These Pathetic Cowards Who Are Only "Men" Because Of The Gender They Were Assigned At Birth. These Men Who Go About Hitting The Women In their Lives Are Not Men, They Are Simply Men when Real Men Aint Home!
Domestic violence, Rape,Verbal, Emotional And Psychological Abuse.......All These Are Called "Women's Issues". But In All Honesty, They Aren't.**THESE ARE THEISSUES OF MEN.** Immature, Feeble/ PettyMinded Men Who Are Broken, Insecure, Mentally Screwed up, Egocentric Male Chauvinist And Violent...... ...Men Who Needs To Compensate For Their Own Shortcomings And Lack Of "Real" Strength And Masculinity By Physically And Mentally Intimidating/ Inflicting Pains On Those Women In Their Lives, Who Aren't Able To Defend Themselves Physically And Otherwise.
By Calling Them"Women's Issues", We Are Adding Insult To Injury By Subliminally Blaming Women And Asking Them To "Work Through" What These Sorry Excuses In The Name Of Men Put ThemThrough.
Honestly Stop It. Women In These Situations Aren't At Fault. Sure, They May Stay Too Long In The Wrong Relationship... ...But Through Physical/ Mental intimidation, LowSelf-Esteem, Belittling, And Humiliation, These Women Are Coerced Into Staying And Need A Lifeline To Escape.
STOP Calling These Issues "Women's Issues". **THESE ARE THE ISSUES OF MEN.**......Men Who Are Vacant Of Empathy.......M en Who Are Emotionally Bankrupt And Lack Any Measurable Act Of Humanity. In Short Men Who Hits Women Are Simply Horrors Of Human Race.
Stop Trying To "Fix" TheWomen Who Are First Victimized And Then Quietly Villainized.
Lay The Accountability Right Where It Belongs:::;With These Pathetic Cowards Who Are Only "Men" Because Of The Gender They Were Assigned At Birth. These Men Who Go About Hitting The Women In their Lives Are Not Men, They Are Simply Men when Real Men Aint Home!
wen u take him for granted...
Some girls claim that they need a good serious dude because they are tired of wasting their time and falling in love with WRONG GUYS. But what is funny is when they meet the GOOD SERIOUSGUY, they start acting so crazy. They start doing old fashioned things. They start taking his love and care for granted. They start acting like bitches. They start gaming and playing around with thatguy’s feelings. So with time the good guy gets hurt and he loses the feelings because of the way she treats him andhe ends up letting her go. She now ends up falling in love with a player who ends up breaking her heart. And at this point she starts saying that ALL MEN ARE DOGS! Those are the kind of girls you findsaying that THEY HATE LOVE. They keep on saying that ALL MEN ARE THE SAME as if they have dated and slept with the whole men in this world. Come on ladies better style upand know what you want. Don’t just fall in love just because you want him to take away your boredom, stress, loneliness... Don’t love that guy out of pity. Don’t let him waste his money and time on you if you well know that you don’t adore him. Mean it when you say that you love him and prove it out. If you’re in love with someone else then say it out. Don’t keep him around as a substitute? Don’t love him because of what hehas. Respect your man if you truly love him. If you’re the one in wrong,accept it and say SORRY to him.
Saturday, 1 June 2013
U need me just as much as i need u.....
Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought to be until you are what you ought to be. This is theinterrelated structure of reality.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have a dream....
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made straight and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Disagree to agree...
There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Rediscover to recover....
If we are to go forward, we must go back and rediscover those precious values - that all reality hinges on moral foundations and that all reality has spiritual control.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
work ethic..
Whatever your life's work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and theunborn could do it no better.
Martin Luther King, Jr
Martin Luther King, Jr
Do good...
The first question which the priest and the Levite asked was: 'IfI stop to help this man, what will happen to me?' But... thegood Samaritan reversed the question: 'If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen tohim?'
Martin Luther King, Jr
Martin Luther King, Jr
work, humanity and labour..
All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be under taken with pains taking excellence.
Martin Luther King, Jr
Martin Luther King, Jr
Thursday, 30 May 2013
Tuesday, 28 May 2013
Faith...!
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't seethe whole staircase.
Martin Luther King, Jr..
Martin Luther King, Jr..
What makes a man..
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge andcontroversy.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Funny talk...
***JOKE****
Akpors has been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The
neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductivesmile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ approach the lady to tellher of his desires
… because she’s married. So,
one day the lady herself
approached Akpors alone in
his apartment. AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPORS: Is everything
alright?
… LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling
seductively).
AKPORS: Wow! Anythingfor
the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…just don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be
so
ashamed ƒ myself if I ask
and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to
do
anything for you. LADY:
You know, it’s been over 3
weeks since my husband
travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes!
Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s
around, he has some…
(pause for a while) he has
some disabilities… AKPORS:
Oh poor
you… You must have been
going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,
I’m ready if you are ready.
LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that’s why I came
to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next
street for repairs???..... ............... ....
Akpors has been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The
neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductivesmile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ approach the lady to tellher of his desires
… because she’s married. So,
one day the lady herself
approached Akpors alone in
his apartment. AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPORS: Is everything
alright?
… LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling
seductively).
AKPORS: Wow! Anythingfor
the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…just don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be
so
ashamed ƒ myself if I ask
and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to
do
anything for you. LADY:
You know, it’s been over 3
weeks since my husband
travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes!
Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s
around, he has some…
(pause for a while) he has
some disabilities… AKPORS:
Oh poor
you… You must have been
going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,
I’m ready if you are ready.
LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that’s why I came
to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next
street for repairs???..... ............... ....
Funny talk...
Akpos IN COURT
Judge: now then,please tell me
what are the charges against
you ??.
Akpos: i was caught shopping
very early ... Judge: That doesnt seem like an
offence to me..what do you mean
by "very early"??
Akpos: Well your Honour, it was
before the shop was open..
Judge: now then,please tell me
what are the charges against
you ??.
Akpos: i was caught shopping
very early ... Judge: That doesnt seem like an
offence to me..what do you mean
by "very early"??
Akpos: Well your Honour, it was
before the shop was open..
Love and hate
Darkness cannot drive out darkness;only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; onlylove can do that.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
6 signs she dosen't want to sleep with u....
The saying about séx and women goes something like this: A woman knows within 5 minutes of meeting a man whether or not she would ever have séx with him. Now the approximation of time might not be an exact five minutes but generally speaking, women do have an inclinatión after a short time as to whether or not the man in front of them is someone they would ever give a taste of the honey pot. This does not include if he later does something that turns her off for eternity. With that beingsaid, fellas take out yournote pads and listen carefully. Here are a few clues to assist you in distinguishing that the woman you are dating does not desire you. 1. She never touchés you or initiatés afféction
If you have been dating this woman for several months let’s say, and she never once has initiatéd any afféction ofany kind then brother leave the condóms at home. You are not one ofthe privileged. When a woman is attracted to you on any level then after some time she will not be able to contain it. It will slip out in spurts of her gently rubbing your face, putting her hand on your knee, or even boldly grabbing yourhand and placing it on herbody in some way. She will initiaté some form ofphysical contact in some regard if she has even ever thought of letting you get close to the honey pot.
2. No Tóngue Action
Everyone is not generally into French kissing or kissing at all for that matter; but for those that are, if she is interested in you séxually then her kisses will reflect that. They will be passiónate and indulging. She will not give you pecks regularly as if she is kissing her little brother.
3. She has never tried to give you the feel up test
I’m giving coveted info here guys so pay attention. Some ladies give the “feel test” in your lower regions to determine if you are worthy enough for the honey pot. By worthy I mean that you meet her qualifications girth and length wise. This test is to prevent the possibilitythat you will be unwilling to satisfy her séxually. Women figure that if youat least have a decent size package then the rest should fall into placeséxually. So in essence this test is for future reference. As she may not necessarily sléep with you on the very same night that she performs the test. Now she can check that off of her list of qualifications.
4. She does not let you fóndle her náughty place either
If a woman has any desire of sleéping with you then at some point, she will allow you to testout her regions as well. Again, this may not lead to séxual relations that same day but she at least wants to give you an idea what she is working with as well. This is a mental tease for her to you and is her attempt at heightening your expectations for your future séxual éxploits together. Teaseyou a little and get your revved up. Get it? Wink.
5. No séxual innuéndos allowed.. AKA Don’t Talk To Me Like That
Usually when two adultshave been dating for a while and are approaching the possibility of séx, verbal and or physical séxual innuendos will be thrownbetween the two. The guy might make a séxualjoke or reference and if she is digging you then she might laugh it off or even throw one back at you in response. If she could not fathom performing any séxual acts with you then her response might be something like a big red stop sign. Even worse is the look of disgust that might appear on her face.
6. She Never Gives You “The Look”
The look is one of the key clues to determine that she is thinking of you in a séxual way but often one that most men are oblivious to. A woman will stare at you like you are a piece of meat and she is a Lioness in the wild if she desires you. She doesn’t even have to say anything. Her eyes will dothe speaking for her. In her mind she is thinking of every little perverted thought that her loins can create. What she would do to you, how she would do it, what she would have you do to her, where you guys should do it at, and imagining how awesomeyou might feel inside her.The catch is that she probably will not voice those thoughts to you. But her éxpression and her eyes read Bel Biv Devoe’s… “ Do Me Baby”. If she never gives you the look then you are very far from approaching the bedroómwith her by your side.
If you have been dating this woman for several months let’s say, and she never once has initiatéd any afféction ofany kind then brother leave the condóms at home. You are not one ofthe privileged. When a woman is attracted to you on any level then after some time she will not be able to contain it. It will slip out in spurts of her gently rubbing your face, putting her hand on your knee, or even boldly grabbing yourhand and placing it on herbody in some way. She will initiaté some form ofphysical contact in some regard if she has even ever thought of letting you get close to the honey pot.
2. No Tóngue Action
Everyone is not generally into French kissing or kissing at all for that matter; but for those that are, if she is interested in you séxually then her kisses will reflect that. They will be passiónate and indulging. She will not give you pecks regularly as if she is kissing her little brother.
3. She has never tried to give you the feel up test
I’m giving coveted info here guys so pay attention. Some ladies give the “feel test” in your lower regions to determine if you are worthy enough for the honey pot. By worthy I mean that you meet her qualifications girth and length wise. This test is to prevent the possibilitythat you will be unwilling to satisfy her séxually. Women figure that if youat least have a decent size package then the rest should fall into placeséxually. So in essence this test is for future reference. As she may not necessarily sléep with you on the very same night that she performs the test. Now she can check that off of her list of qualifications.
4. She does not let you fóndle her náughty place either
If a woman has any desire of sleéping with you then at some point, she will allow you to testout her regions as well. Again, this may not lead to séxual relations that same day but she at least wants to give you an idea what she is working with as well. This is a mental tease for her to you and is her attempt at heightening your expectations for your future séxual éxploits together. Teaseyou a little and get your revved up. Get it? Wink.
5. No séxual innuéndos allowed.. AKA Don’t Talk To Me Like That
Usually when two adultshave been dating for a while and are approaching the possibility of séx, verbal and or physical séxual innuendos will be thrownbetween the two. The guy might make a séxualjoke or reference and if she is digging you then she might laugh it off or even throw one back at you in response. If she could not fathom performing any séxual acts with you then her response might be something like a big red stop sign. Even worse is the look of disgust that might appear on her face.
6. She Never Gives You “The Look”
The look is one of the key clues to determine that she is thinking of you in a séxual way but often one that most men are oblivious to. A woman will stare at you like you are a piece of meat and she is a Lioness in the wild if she desires you. She doesn’t even have to say anything. Her eyes will dothe speaking for her. In her mind she is thinking of every little perverted thought that her loins can create. What she would do to you, how she would do it, what she would have you do to her, where you guys should do it at, and imagining how awesomeyou might feel inside her.The catch is that she probably will not voice those thoughts to you. But her éxpression and her eyes read Bel Biv Devoe’s… “ Do Me Baby”. If she never gives you the look then you are very far from approaching the bedroómwith her by your side.
real strenth
“Real strength is not just a condition of one's muscle, but a tenderness in one's spirit.” ~McCallister Dodds
funny talk
Wickedness is when u put Taribo, OBJ, Taye Taiwo and Bance in front of kids & tell them to sing 'All things bright &beautiful'
Monday, 27 May 2013
Sunday, 26 May 2013
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 lovesu. feels better when some1"s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u. Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have toremind me2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO
When you are together with thatspecial someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around tofind them. At that moment, you are in Love. Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might goonly to that special someone. ... Then, you are in love. Although that special someone was supposedto have called you long back, to let you know oftheir safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love. If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other manylong e-mails, you are in love. When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message from that special someone, you are in love. When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you arein love. You keep telling yourself, “that special someone is just a friend”, but you realize that you can not avoid that person’s special attraction. At that moment, you are in love. While you are reading this post, ifsomeone appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person.
Omo, police don upgradeoOh, dis na d call center numba 112…There was a robbery in my neighbour’s house and I called them… next thing I heard was .Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbopress 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1… then another voice came up….For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up….Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up….If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6…Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6… anodavoice came up sayin….Hmmmm…! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come?.,.;.;’,hahahahaha
Monday, 20 May 2013
Sunday, 19 May 2013
Akpos: MTN people dey chop our money too much Ekaitte: Yes the stealingis too much Akpos: I got an idea, instead of using phone, why don't we use a pigeon in sending messages like the old time, just tie your message to it's leg if you want to reply Ekaitte: I like what is in your head. After an hour of waiting, Ekaitte saw the pigeon in the window, she checked it's leg's but nothing there, she sent it back, just a few minutes it comes back, she quickly grabs it but to her dissapointment no message again, she sent it back. After some few minutes, she opened the window for the pigeon to come in, she checked it's legs but still no message. With too much anger, she headedto Akpos house and shouted "Akpos come here, you idiot, you said you will send message through this pigeon but why the three times it came to me, no message?! Akpos: You don't get it oooh... It's 3 missed calls not message. Hahahaha. Happy sunday.
Saturday, 18 May 2013
Girls!!! Girls!!! Girls!!! AFTER GOD, FEAR GIRLS No be today wey SOME African Ladies don dey lie, e don tey well well. Their lies dey turn belle, but e get one particular system of lying wey dey make my head scatter. Person go update her status,like "I Love You"....wen you ask her who she dey love, she go say na Jesus Christ she dey Love. Okay, no wahala. Another girl go update her status like, "I miss my baby so much".....if you ask am who be her baby, she go say na Jesus. Hmmmmm, una don see how some girls dey call Jesus baby ba? Some go write "I can't breathe without you"..... and dem go say na Jesus dem dey talk about. Even wen people wey no believe in Jesus dey breathe well well everyday, people like Brad Pitt. Fat fat lies. The one wey dey pain me na when some ladies update their status like "I miss you baby, I wanna be in your arms".....and them go say na Jesus dem dey miss. Haba, wich kind thing be dis fa. So na Jesus arms dey hungry you shey??? Make una stop dis tin abeg. Hmmmm, the drama no stop there oooo, their boyfriends and assistant boyfriends go go their inbox to find out weda na dem she dey talk about. Come see lies na, she go twist their heads and use reverse psychology take finish them. Come see wetin she go yarn; "so Michael you don't believe me, it is you am referring to in that status and I must not put your name to prove my love for you. If you don't believe me, fine, I won't kill myself" O boy, with dis line, the girl go kill their moral and na the boys go come begin dey beg her. The girl go come dey form vexing tins and in order to cool her down, some of the jonzing boys go wire some money enter her account or buy her big recharge cards.... see hammer na...Chai, fear some African girls, walahi. So any time una see some African girls dey update their status like dat, make una bone dem. They are still learning.....lo lz Kai, African girls, I hail oooo... I dey feel una die..
After a hard day's kponkpon, the thought of Paapa's place comesto mind. "make we go take igboh na" Man suggested. "mehn na true oh, e don tay weyi shark igboh oh, sincetwo days now" I replied. I, Man, Snoop and Tupac were off to Paapa's place. "Tupac, what of Bigie na, i never see am since today, where himgo?" Man asked, "him travel go him village dis morning, but him gocome back tomorrow" Tupac responded. We were puffing, puffing to forget our sorrows, puffing to forget our pains, puffing to bring joy into our lives. "una know say, i fit become the president of Nigeria?" I suddenlysaid. "hahahahahaha!! No dey make me laugh jor,how u wan take be President? who u be? Who u know?" Tupac said. "i be Flow, i knowBaba God and i go win if i come out for next election" i was'nt sure if i said that or the"igboh in me" said that."how u think say u go win, u get god father? u get money? Which political party u dey?" Man was asking uncountable questions. "imagine say i call my party FLOW PEOPLE'S PARTY(FPP), how u seeam?" I said, "e go make sense oh, when u dey campaign, u go share igboh for everybody say make dem vote for u, even the Logo of ur party gobe picture of igboh" Snoop said. "And ur Party slogan go be; FLOW PEOPLE'S PARTY!!! IGBOH FOR ALL" Man said causing an atmosphere of laughter. In a country where dreams never comes through, in a country where the Youths never ascends the throne of power, in a country where corruption is the in thing. A brother is Dreaming to serve his Nation, a brother is promising to flush corruption. If only he would be given a chance. Like the sayinggoes: "if wishes were horses, even FLOW will ride". Why i loved Igboh was that, it not only brings out the best in you, it makes you dream big. And it makes you put inyour best in whatever you do. Oh!! How i wish our political office holders were all Igboh smokers, this Nation would have been a better place, because they would put in their best to serve the Nation
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