FOOD FORTHOUGHT. No human is created empty,Everyone has measures ofgift,its however imperative that you recognize it no matter how little the gift of God is to you,your gift is attached to potential for multiplication, locate that gift in you and put it into training.

from one level of glory to another, i wish u all gud tins..

Faith...!

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't seethe whole staircase.
Martin Luther King, Jr..

What makes a man..

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge andcontroversy.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Funny talk...

***JOKE****
Akpors has been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The
neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductivesmile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ approach the lady to tellher of his desires
… because she’s married. So,
one day the lady herself
approached Akpors alone in
his apartment. AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPORS: Is everything
alright?
… LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling
seductively).
AKPORS: Wow! Anythingfor
the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…just don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be
so
ashamed ƒ myself if I ask
and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to
do
anything for you. LADY:
You know, it’s been over 3
weeks since my husband
travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes!
Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s
around, he has some…
(pause for a while) he has
some disabilities… AKPORS:
Oh poor
you… You must have been
going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,
I’m ready if you are ready.
LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that’s why I came
to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next
street for repairs???..... ­............... ­....

Funny talk...

Akpos IN COURT
Judge: now then,please tell me
what are the charges against
you ??.
Akpos: i was caught shopping
very early ... Judge: That doesnt seem like an
offence to me..what do you mean
by "very early"??
Akpos: Well your Honour, it was
before the shop was open..

Love and hate

Darkness cannot drive out darkness;only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; onlylove can do that.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

6 signs she dosen't want to sleep with u....

The saying about séx and women goes something like this: A woman knows within 5 minutes of meeting a man whether or not she would ever have séx with him. Now the approximation of time might not be an exact five minutes but generally speaking, women do have an inclinatión after a short time as to whether or not the man in front of them is someone they would ever give a taste of the honey pot. This does not include if he later does something that turns her off for eternity. With that beingsaid, fellas take out yournote pads and listen carefully. Here are a few clues to assist you in distinguishing that the woman you are dating does not desire you. 1. She never touchés you or initiatés afféction
If you have been dating this woman for several months let’s say, and she never once has initiatéd any afféction ofany kind then brother leave the condóms at home. You are not one ofthe privileged. When a woman is attracted to you on any level then after some time she will not be able to contain it. It will slip out in spurts of her gently rubbing your face, putting her hand on your knee, or even boldly grabbing yourhand and placing it on herbody in some way. She will initiaté some form ofphysical contact in some regard if she has even ever thought of letting you get close to the honey pot.
2. No Tóngue Action
Everyone is not generally into French kissing or kissing at all for that matter; but for those that are, if she is interested in you séxually then her kisses will reflect that. They will be passiónate and indulging. She will not give you pecks regularly as if she is kissing her little brother.
3. She has never tried to give you the feel up test
I’m giving coveted info here guys so pay attention. Some ladies give the “feel test” in your lower regions to determine if you are worthy enough for the honey pot. By worthy I mean that you meet her qualifications girth and length wise. This test is to prevent the possibilitythat you will be unwilling to satisfy her séxually. Women figure that if youat least have a decent size package then the rest should fall into placeséxually. So in essence this test is for future reference. As she may not necessarily sléep with you on the very same night that she performs the test. Now she can check that off of her list of qualifications.
4. She does not let you fóndle her náughty place either
If a woman has any desire of sleéping with you then at some point, she will allow you to testout her regions as well. Again, this may not lead to séxual relations that same day but she at least wants to give you an idea what she is working with as well. This is a mental tease for her to you and is her attempt at heightening your expectations for your future séxual éxploits together. Teaseyou a little and get your revved up. Get it? Wink.
5. No séxual innuéndos allowed.. AKA Don’t Talk To Me Like That
Usually when two adultshave been dating for a while and are approaching the possibility of séx, verbal and or physical séxual innuendos will be thrownbetween the two. The guy might make a séxualjoke or reference and if she is digging you then she might laugh it off or even throw one back at you in response. If she could not fathom performing any séxual acts with you then her response might be something like a big red stop sign. Even worse is the look of disgust that might appear on her face.
6. She Never Gives You “The Look”
The look is one of the key clues to determine that she is thinking of you in a séxual way but often one that most men are oblivious to. A woman will stare at you like you are a piece of meat and she is a Lioness in the wild if she desires you. She doesn’t even have to say anything. Her eyes will dothe speaking for her. In her mind she is thinking of every little perverted thought that her loins can create. What she would do to you, how she would do it, what she would have you do to her, where you guys should do it at, and imagining how awesomeyou might feel inside her.The catch is that she probably will not voice those thoughts to you. But her éxpression and her eyes read Bel Biv Devoe’s… “ Do Me Baby”. If she never gives you the look then you are very far from approaching the bedroómwith her by your side.

real strenth

“Real strength is not just a condition of one's muscle, but a tenderness in one's spirit.” ~McCallister Dodds

funny talk

Wickedness is when u put Taribo, OBJ, Taye Taiwo and Bance in front of kids & tell them to sing 'All things bright &beautiful'

Picture Of Nigeria Soldier Drilling Policeman In Borno

247 NAIJA GOSSIP: Picture Of Nigeria Soldier Drilling Policeman In Borno

Girls who have alot of uncles and go about always visiting these socalled uncles are not to be trusted...

Where u are today is another mans prayer point, live a life of gratitude, always knw God is on ur side..

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 lovesu. feels better when some1"s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u. Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have toremind me2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO

When you are together with thatspecial someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around tofind them. At that moment, you are in Love. Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might goonly to that special someone. ... Then, you are in love. Although that special someone was supposedto have called you long back, to let you know oftheir safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love. If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other manylong e-mails, you are in love. When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message from that special someone, you are in love. When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you arein love. You keep telling yourself, “that special someone is just a friend”, but you realize that you can not avoid that person’s special attraction. At that moment, you are in love. While you are reading this post, ifsomeone appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person.

Dear friends and loved ones, no one is created that is not gifted, all u need is ur connectivity to divinity to make u a celebrity among humanity.....

A naked man can never put his hand in a pocket, so dnt brag when u knw u dnt have...

there is always a first time for everything..........

For every decision, there is always a consequence,........decision,....,consequence...

Omo, police don upgradeoOh, dis na d call center numba 112…There was a robbery in my neighbour’s house and I called them… next thing I heard was .Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbopress 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1… then another voice came up….For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up….Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up….If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6…Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6… anodavoice came up sayin….Hmmmm…! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come?.,.;.;’,hahahahaha

Man kills girl, 14 after falsely believing he got her pregnant... http://naijamayor.com/man-20-kills-girl-14-after-falsely-believing-he-got-her-pregnant/

For every action, there is an equal or opposite reaction....

Wish is mine and luck is urs, fly high in d plane of ambition and land in d airport of success, more years ahead, wish u fruitful. Blissful, graceful, hopeful, joyful, brightfu, peaceful, and glorious yrs ahead.

Akpos: MTN people dey chop our money too much Ekaitte: Yes the stealingis too much Akpos: I got an idea, instead of using phone, why don't we use a pigeon in sending messages like the old time, just tie your message to it's leg if you want to reply Ekaitte: I like what is in your head. After an hour of waiting, Ekaitte saw the pigeon in the window, she checked it's leg's but nothing there, she sent it back, just a few minutes it comes back, she quickly grabs it but to her dissapointment no message again, she sent it back. After some few minutes, she opened the window for the pigeon to come in, she checked it's legs but still no message. With too much anger, she headedto Akpos house and shouted "Akpos come here, you idiot, you said you will send message through this pigeon but why the three times it came to me, no message?! Akpos: You don't get it oooh... It's 3 missed calls not message. Hahahaha. Happy sunday.

The first step to solving a problem is admitting there is one...

Sex will make them stay the night, but real love will make them stay for life

Hard work + Dreams + Dedication = Success

The world is a beautiful place, it's just the people in it that make it ugly

Welcome to NIGERIA,where bathrooms have turned to photo studios and yahoo boys think they have a brighter future than graduates.

YEKPA is when you throw your 950naira change outside the bus, instead of the gala wrapper

On another note, if a guy does something wrong and he's feeling bad about it already - don't rub it in his face. One of my big time rules

JUST COS YOU DON'T LIKE SOMEONE OR THEIR WORK DOESN'T MEAN OTHERS WON'T LIKE THEM...**No Be Only You Dey This World O

You can't be UGLY and den play ''hard toget''. it doesn't work that way; you're already ''Hard To Want''

MAY God humiliate All Your Enemies in this month of MAY the Way Bayern Did to Barca IJN!

Girls!!! Girls!!! Girls!!! AFTER GOD, FEAR GIRLS No be today wey SOME African Ladies don dey lie, e don tey well well. Their lies dey turn belle, but e get one particular system of lying wey dey make my head scatter. Person go update her status,like "I Love You"....wen you ask her who she dey love, she go say na Jesus Christ she dey Love. Okay, no wahala. Another girl go update her status like, "I miss my baby so much".....if you ask am who be her baby, she go say na Jesus. Hmmmmm, una don see how some girls dey call Jesus baby ba? Some go write "I can't breathe without you"..... and dem go say na Jesus dem dey talk about. Even wen people wey no believe in Jesus dey breathe well well everyday, people like Brad Pitt. Fat fat lies. The one wey dey pain me na when some ladies update their status like "I miss you baby, I wanna be in your arms".....and them go say na Jesus dem dey miss. Haba, wich kind thing be dis fa. So na Jesus arms dey hungry you shey??? Make una stop dis tin abeg. Hmmmm, the drama no stop there oooo, their boyfriends and assistant boyfriends go go their inbox to find out weda na dem she dey talk about. Come see lies na, she go twist their heads and use reverse psychology take finish them. Come see wetin she go yarn; "so Michael you don't believe me, it is you am referring to in that status and I must not put your name to prove my love for you. If you don't believe me, fine, I won't kill myself" O boy, with dis line, the girl go kill their moral and na the boys go come begin dey beg her. The girl go come dey form vexing tins and in order to cool her down, some of the jonzing boys go wire some money enter her account or buy her big recharge cards.... see hammer na...Chai, fear some African girls, walahi. So any time una see some African girls dey update their status like dat, make una bone dem. They are still learning.....lo ­ ­lz Kai, African girls, I hail oooo... I dey feel una die..

After a hard day's kponkpon, the thought of Paapa's place comesto mind. "make we go take igboh na" Man suggested. "mehn na true oh, e don tay weyi shark igboh oh, sincetwo days now" I replied. I, Man, Snoop and Tupac were off to Paapa's place. "Tupac, what of Bigie na, i never see am since today, where himgo?" Man asked, "him travel go him village dis morning, but him gocome back tomorrow" Tupac responded. We were puffing, puffing to forget our sorrows, puffing to forget our pains, puffing to bring joy into our lives. "una know say, i fit become the president of Nigeria?" I suddenlysaid. "hahahahahaha!! No dey make me laugh jor,how u wan take be President? who u be? Who u know?" Tupac said. "i be Flow, i knowBaba God and i go win if i come out for next election" i was'nt sure if i said that or the"igboh in me" said that."how u think say u go win, u get god father? u get money? Which political party u dey?" Man was asking uncountable questions. "imagine say i call my party FLOW PEOPLE'S PARTY(FPP), how u seeam?" I said, "e go make sense oh, when u dey campaign, u go share igboh for everybody say make dem vote for u, even the Logo of ur party gobe picture of igboh" Snoop said. "And ur Party slogan go be; FLOW PEOPLE'S PARTY!!! IGBOH FOR ALL" Man said causing an atmosphere of laughter. In a country where dreams never comes through, in a country where the Youths never ascends the throne of power, in a country where corruption is the in thing. A brother is Dreaming to serve his Nation, a brother is promising to flush corruption. If only he would be given a chance. Like the sayinggoes: "if wishes were horses, even FLOW will ride". Why i loved Igboh was that, it not only brings out the best in you, it makes you dream big. And it makes you put inyour best in whatever you do. Oh!! How i wish our political office holders were all Igboh smokers, this Nation would have been a better place, because they would put in their best to serve the Nation

Just as diamond reflects its beauty when viewed frm different angles so shal men c d glory of d lord in ur life, may D Lord sharpen u me like a pencil today and sharpen ur mind, draw ur future, and erase ur failures...

its ok to b angry, but everything has limit...

Lazy men call the rich men ritualist while unlucky girls call the lucky ones prostitutes. never mistake knowledge for wisdom

Evrybody wants some1 spcl, some1 Innocent, some1 nice, some1 C0oL, some1 sweet, some1 intelligent. but yar! why always ME,ME & ME?

U take picture inside rangerover sport, infinity, bently,BMW X6, then u want ur boyfriend 2 believe u'r not cheating. ARE U A MECHANIC?

Time decides, whom u will meet in life...Ur heart decides, whom u want in life...But,ur behaviour decides,who wil stay in ur life..... Gud morning

U keep having sex with different girls withoutcondom yet u keep asking the barber to sterilize clipper b4 haircut.. Craze dey ur head and those winch for ya village dey do subsidy on ya lyf...IDIOTAAA! !!

Never be sad if someone prefers another over you....... its always difficult to convince a monkey that strawberry is sweeter than banana.

Change does not roll in on the wheels ofinevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs andwork for our freedom. A man can't rideyou unless your back is bent. Martin Luther King,Jr.

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