Sunday 26 May 2013

Omo, police don upgradeoOh, dis na d call center numba 112…There was a robbery in my neighbour’s house and I called them… next thing I heard was .Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbopress 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1… then another voice came up….For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up….Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up….If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6…Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6… anodavoice came up sayin….Hmmmm…! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come?.,.;.;’,hahahahaha

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