Saturday 29 June 2013

A wish just for you..

Just as diamond reflects its beauty when viewed frm different angles so shal men c d glory of d lord in ur life, may D Lord sharpen u me like a pencil today and sharpen ur mind, draw ur future, and erase ur mistakes and failures.

Tuesday 18 June 2013

Women of virtue....

A hundred men can buildd an emcampment but it takes a woman to build a home..

joke

Your GF asked u for a BOLD 5, you couldnt afford it.. She gets it anyway & u still think u are her real BF.. Your MUMU has Carry Over

joke

A SLAP is a manual overide used in restorin humans bak 2 deir default settin,works on male,female,young & old,It has neva failed & neva will

joke

If you see anyone dancing AZONTO to 2face African queen,just know that the weed the person took is highly concentrated from Jamaica.
TEACHER : A friend in need is ?.. AKPOS : Is worth hiding from

Monday 17 June 2013

Food for thought....

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY. No human is created empty,Everyone has measures ofgift,its however imperative that you recognize it no matter how little the gift of God is to you,your gift is attached to potential for multiplication, locate that gift in you and put it into training.U don't have a job nor rich parents yet u use a BB10, iPad4 & iPhone5. Stop Prayin 4 a Miracle pls. U're already Performin Wonders

joke...performing wonders!!!!

U don't have a job nor rich parents yet u use a BB10, iPad4 & iPhone5. Stop Prayin 4 a Miracle pls. U're already Performin Wonders

joke...

Some slaps can actually put you in 3D mode: DEAF, DUMB and DAFT.

A must read (inspiration)

Success is like a FART. It only bothers people when it's NOT their own.

Be inspired....

Before u finish reading this sentence, Bill Gates would have made another $2000. Do the math! BE INSPIRED!!

Decency has a reward....

If u find a decent girl, make sure u give her things indecent girls get indecently, just to show her that truly, DECENCY HAS A REWARD!

Fact....

The most dangerous lies are the lies you tell yourself.

Real love...

U meet ur Bobo dey soak garri,U drop ur bag,run to get ur own spoon...*shoutin "if u finish dat garri,I go vex 4 u"...dat's true LOVE!

funny shit...

You can photoshop meat on ur rice and boobs on ur chest but you can't photoshop brain into ya head

funny shit...

AKPOS: My wife needs a Bra but I don't knowher size.. GAL: Touch my breast & try to measure it.. AKPOS: Oh! I 4got she needs panties too

funny shit...

Seeing the girl of your dream in your dream is cool, but the moment she starts chasing u with dagger, no deliverance fit solve ur problem.

Saturday 15 June 2013

who is deceiving who.....

it's like we are living in a world where True Love doesn't seem to exist and many Women are experiencing heartbreak,that's so untrue. women are the ones who are opening a Door for this Man to hurt them, a man can go as far as you let him.Some women seek attention on Facebook start interacting with certain brothers on Facebook ,then they get involved.They all act love dovey note with this person you never meet before, and some man when they meet some women, they don't get what they expected, they then introduce you to their Bedroom then on a couple of Months they leave you and the next thing a woman willsay Man is that man areDogs.
A Man will treat you theway you let them,you can't be an easy target and you expect a Man torespect you . There is no such as deserving Respect, you get what you Demand from people. To tell you the truth if a man is really serious about a woman he will understand that patience is virtue, he can first make a means to meet you, before he can start talking about his dying Love towards you.when you Love something you are Afraid to Lose it but youbusy striping here on Facebook then man are running after you ,you feel so special well you are next in the line of heartbreak. Ladies Respect is an attraction to a man, if you can't respect yourself no man will. so a man can go as far as you let him. nothing turns a man off like a weak Woman

Thursday 13 June 2013

9 beautiful messages...

9 BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES…
1) stay away from anger…
It hurts…Only You!
2) If you are right then there is no need to
get angry,
and if you are wrong then you don’t have anyright
to get angry.
3) Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence and
Patience with GOD is faith.
4) Never think hard about the PAST, It
brings tears…
Don’t think more about the FUTURE, It
brings fears…
Live this moment with asmile, It brings cheers
5) Every test in our life makes us bitter or
better,
Every problem comes tomake us or break
us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or
victorious
6) Beautiful things are not always good but
good
things are always beautiful
7) Do you know why God created gaps between
fingers?
So that someone who isspecial to you
comes and fills
those gaps by holding your hand forever
8)Happiness keeps you sweet so try n be as happy
from within as possible
9)God has send us all in pairs…someone
¬¬…somewhere is
made for u…so wait for the right time n
right moment..

GOOD THINGS....

Good things happen to some people, and good things don't just happen to some people...

funny shit..

Nigeria will be better when girls stop treatingguys like magic Lamps....rubbing their bellies, & expecting theirwishes to be granted

WHEN THERE WAS U AND ME........

Its funny when u find urself looking from the outside.
I'm standing here all alone, all i want is to be over there.
Why did i let myself belive miracle could happen!
Cause now i have to pretendi dnt really care,
i thought U were my fairy tale,
A dream when am not sleeping a wish upon a star that is coming true.
But every body else could tell that i confused my feelings with D truth,
when there was me and U,
But when u went and change D word,
my heart became empty,
I'm only left wit use to be's, And once upon a time it was a fairy tale,
now i knw u were not a fairy tale and dreams are Meant for sleeping and wishes on astar dem dnt just come true,
because now, even me can tell i confused my feelings with D truth,
Because i liked d view, whenthere was u and me.
I dnt believe dat i could be so blind, it was like u were floating, while i was falling and i dnt mind cause i liked dview,
i though u felt it too, when there was u and me...
But its all over now, i hope ufind what u are looking for....

THE JOURNEY AND THE DESTINATION...

Some one once said, to travel is better than to arrive, and i was like what!!! Because i used to think that there is only one path to take togo to where u want to get to in life. But if u choose that path, that dosent mean u hv to abandon all other ones. Irealized that its actuallywhat happens along theway that counts. The stumbles and the falls and the friendship. Its the journey and nt the destination, u jus got totrust that the future will work itself out like its suppose to be....

Sunday 9 June 2013

How to be calm and remain cool like nothing is happening....

There’s always going to be something going on with you or with someone you love. If you’re not distracted by your own problems, maybe you feel heavy with all the dysfunction in the world around you. Maybe you didn’t wash clothes this weekend and you have to wear your ugly bra or your uncomfortable panties today. Maybe you’re cutting back on sugar and caffeine and you feel like slapping someone. We’re not talking about me, of course. We’re talking about you. Of course.
But if we were talking about me, I’d tell you that I always seem to be in some kind of pickle or impossible situation and you’d never know it by the way I carry myself. I firmly believe in“acting as if”. This just means that I know that everything always works out for the best, even if it’s not exactly what I want. So to avoiddriving myself crazy in the meantime, I conductmyself as if everything is already sorted out. Because I believe that strongly that it will be, soon enough. This is my coping strategy. Every determined woman should have one. Do you?
If not, consider trying mine! And to top it off, here are a few tips for staying calm and collected through the ups and downs that you face this week:
[1} Say your affirmations. Start each day by reading something uplifting. It helps me to tune into a specific one and repeat itthroughout the day. Like this one: “Problems are the price you pay for progress.”
{2} Be spiritual. When you are connected to a source bigger than yourself, your problems seem less dramatic. You can find peace in the belief that there’s a greater force at work and that everything happens for a reason.
{3} Let go. Don’t spendall day fretting and complaining. Pray first thing in the morning and intermittently throughout the day. But don’t obsess.
{4} Do not engage. Don’t be sucked into sillyarguments, debates or negative discussions. One of my favorite Ghandi quotes: “I will notlet anyone walk through my mind with their muddy feet.”
{5} Know your triggers and proactively avoid them. Stay away from people and things that vex you. Does social media bring you down sometimes? If so, by all means, disconnect.
{6} Pause before speaking/reacting. Don’t let the world makeyou feel rushed. Take your time to think before you speak. Sometimes our initial reaction is to feel defensive – especially when we have a lot going on under the surface – and this can lead to tension. Set your own pace and remember, “If you complain about the world moving too fast, then you can choose to slow down.”
{7} Take action. Do what you can, when youcan. Procrastination will only make you feel moreoverwhelmed. Take whatever steps you can towards finding solutions. This will make you feel more peaceful.
{8} Dress well. Even if you feel a bit disheveled on the inside, you don’t need to look that way. Shannon Ables said it well, “How we dress communicates to othershow we view ourselves and how we expect to be treated.” Looking good helps you feel good.So, I see it as just another way to attract positivity.
{9} Consider the worst case scenario. If you absolutely must go there, then go ahead and make peace with the worst that could happen.

Friday 7 June 2013

7 SINS U MUST NEVER COMMIT AGAINST A WOMAN...

7 SINS U MUST NEVER COMMIT
AGAINST A WOMAN...
1. Don't beat her
2. Don't verbally abuse her
3. Don't disrespect her
4. Don't make her feel unloved
5. Don't Rape her
6. Don't cheat on her
7. Don't ignore her Love Languages.
Give her kindness, she'll give u
LOVE

If you are not greatful to God, then you are a great fool..

CONVERSATION BETWEEN GOD AND BILLY......
Billy: God can I ask u a question?
God: sure!
Billy: promise u won't get mad at me.
God: I promise.
Billy: why did u let so much happen to me
today?
God: how do u mean?
Billy: well I woke up late,
God: yes.
Billy: my car wouldn't start.
God: okay.
Billy: at lunch they made me the wrong
sandwich and I had to wait as they prepared
another.
God: hmmm.
Billy : on my way home, my phone went dead
just as I was about to pick up a call.
God: Alright.
Billy: and on top of it all, wen I got home I just
wanted to soak my feet in my new foot
massager and relax, butit wouldn't work!
Nothing went right! Whydid u do dat?
God: let me see, the death angel was at ur bed
dis morning and I had tosend one of my
angels to battle him for ur life, I let u sleep through
that.
Billy: (humbled) oh!
God:I did not want ur carto start because
there was a drunk driver on ur route that
wud have hit you if you were on the road and
wud
have killed you.
Billy: (ashamed)
GOD: the first person who made ur sandwich
today was sick and I didn't want you to catch
the flu, I knew u cudn't afford to miss work.
Billy: (embarrassed) okay.
God: your phone went dead coz the person dat
was calling was going togive false witness
about what u said on that call, I did not even
let u talk to him so u cud be covered.
Billy: (softly) I see God.
God: on the foot massager, it had shortage
that was going to throw out all of the power
in your house tonight. I didn't think u wanted
to be in the dark.
Billy: I'm sorry God.
God: don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in
all things, the good and the bad.
Billy: I will trust u.
God: and don't doubt cause my plan for ur day
is always better than urplan.
Billy: I won't, and God letme just tell u
thank u for everything today.
God: you are welcome my child, its just
another day being your God and I love
looking after my children..
If ur grateful to God for all he has done and
the ones He is yet to do

shareholder in hell....

1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U
come
church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na
Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell
2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house
20k come give ur babe wey clean, sweep n wash
ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat
for
Devil's estate in Hell.
3. Devil dey jealous ur sinful
life.
4. U wear mini-skirt justto confuse Man of God
every sunday.. U be shareholder for hell.
5. U always go to church just to look for gals...
bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil.
U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but
you cant move wen praise is going on in church
abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G

Wednesday 5 June 2013

Judge yourself, you are the best judge.

Once upon a time there was a painter who
had
just completed his course. He took3 days
and
painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people’s
opinion about his caliber and painting
skills.
He put his creation at a busy street-
crossing . And
just down below a board which read -”I have painted this piece. Since I’m new to
this profession
I might have committedsome mistakes in
my
strokes etc. Please put a cross wherever
you see a mistake.”
While he came back in the evening to
collect his
painting he was completely shattered to
see that whole canvasswas filled with Xs
(crosses) and some people had even writtentheir
comments on
the painting.
Disheartened and broken completely he
ran to his
master’s place and burst into tears. This young artist was breathing heavily and
master heard him saying” I’m useless and
if this is what I
have learnt to paint I’m not worth
becoming a
painter. People have rejected me completely. I feel
like dying”
Master smiled and suggested “My Son, I will
prove
that you are a great artist and have learnt
flawless painting. Do as I say without questioning it. It will
work.”
Young artist reluctantly agreed and two
days later
early morning he presented a replica of his
earlier painting to his master. Master took that
gracefully
and smiled. “Come with me.” master said.
They reached the same street-square early
morning and displayed the same painting
exactly at the same place. Now master took out
another
board which read -”Gentlemen, I have
painted this
piece. Since I’m new to this profession I
might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. I
have put a box with colors and brushes just
below. Please do a favor. If you see a
mistake,
kindly pick up the brush and correct it.”
Master and disciple walked back home. They both visited the place same evening.
Young painter was surprised to see that
actually there was
not a single correction done so far. Next
day again
they visited and found painting remained untouched. The painting was keptthere for
a
month but no correctioncame in!
Moral of the story : It is easier to criticize,
but difficult to Improve!
So don’t get carried away or judge yourself by
someone else’s criticismand feel
depressed.
Judge yourself, you are the best judge!

Oh ye women beater..

O Ye MR Women Beater:::
Domestic violence, Rape,Verbal, Emotional And Psychological Abuse.......All ­ ­ These Are Called "Women's Issues". But In All Honesty, They Aren't.**THESE ARE THEISSUES OF MEN.** Immature, Feeble/ ­PettyMinded Men Who Are Broken, Insecure, Mentally Screwed up, Egocentric Male Chauvinist And Violent...... ...Men Who Needs To Compensate For Their Own Shortcomings And Lack Of "Real" Strength And Masculinity By Physically And Mentally Intimidating/ Inflicting Pains On Those Women In Their Lives, Who Aren't Able To Defend Themselves Physically And Otherwise.
By Calling Them"Women's Issues", We Are Adding Insult To Injury By Subliminally Blaming Women And Asking Them To "Work Through" What These Sorry Excuses In The Name Of Men Put ThemThrough.
Honestly Stop It. Women In These Situations Aren't At Fault. Sure, They May Stay Too Long In The Wrong Relationship... ­­...But Through Physical/ ­ Mental intimidation, LowSelf-Esteem, Belittling, And Humiliation, These Women Are Coerced Into Staying And Need A Lifeline To Escape.
STOP Calling These Issues "Women's Issues". **THESE ARE THE ISSUES OF MEN.**......Men ­ ­ Who Are Vacant Of Empathy.......M ­ ­ en Who Are Emotionally Bankrupt And Lack Any Measurable Act Of Humanity. In Short Men Who Hits Women Are Simply Horrors Of Human Race.
Stop Trying To "Fix" TheWomen Who Are First Victimized And Then Quietly Villainized.
Lay The Accountability Right Where It Belongs:::;With ­ ­ These Pathetic Cowards Who Are Only "Men" Because Of The Gender They Were Assigned At Birth. These Men Who Go About Hitting The Women In their Lives Are Not Men, They Are Simply Men when Real Men Aint Home!

wen u take him for granted...

Some girls claim that they need a good serious dude because they are tired of wasting their time and falling in love with WRONG GUYS. But what is funny is when they meet the GOOD SERIOUSGUY, they start acting so crazy. They start doing old fashioned things. They start taking his love and care for granted. They start acting like bitches. They start gaming and playing around with thatguy’s feelings. So with time the good guy gets hurt and he loses the feelings because of the way she treats him andhe ends up letting her go. She now ends up falling in love with a player who ends up breaking her heart. And at this point she starts saying that ALL MEN ARE DOGS! Those are the kind of girls you findsaying that THEY HATE LOVE. They keep on saying that ALL MEN ARE THE SAME as if they have dated and slept with the whole men in this world. Come on ladies better style upand know what you want. Don’t just fall in love just because you want him to take away your boredom, stress, loneliness... Don’t love that guy out of pity. Don’t let him waste his money and time on you if you well know that you don’t adore him. Mean it when you say that you love him and prove it out. If you’re in love with someone else then say it out. Don’t keep him around as a substitute? Don’t love him because of what hehas. Respect your man if you truly love him. If you’re the one in wrong,accept it and say SORRY to him.

Saturday 1 June 2013

U need me just as much as i need u.....

Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought to be until you are what you ought to be. This is theinterrelated structure of reality.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have a dream....

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made straight and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Disagree to agree...

There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Rediscover to recover....

If we are to go forward, we must go back and rediscover those precious values - that all reality hinges on moral foundations and that all reality has spiritual control.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

work ethic..

Whatever your life's work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and theunborn could do it no better.
Martin Luther King, Jr

Do good...

The first question which the priest and the Levite asked was: 'IfI stop to help this man, what will happen to me?' But... thegood Samaritan reversed the question: 'If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen tohim?'
Martin Luther King, Jr

Knw who u are..

A man can't ride your back unless it's bent.
Martin Luther King, Jr

work, humanity and labour..

All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be under taken with pains taking excellence.
Martin Luther King, Jr